Rugger

Defined (by Graham): Rugby is probably the coolest game: It's a game of determination and strength with some skill thrown in for good measure!!

I'm an expert on such things even though I've never played the game (big regret). My expertise, in fact, comes from watching it on the T.V. and the occasional banter filled, match! This evening while watching a match, Glasgow Warriors vs Edinburgh Rugby, I have come to the conclusion that Rugby, as well as being a cool game, is also a game for Toffs (By the way, Is it just me or anyone else think they must have run out of original names when they got to Edinburgh??). Anyway, I have some extensive proof to, well, prove it!

• When Chris Patterson (Edinburgh player) stepped up to kick a conversion the whole place went silent to let him concentrate!

Now I'm a Football fan and this behaviour is unheard of. Putting the other team off is half the game! It is obvious that only Toffs would let the other team concentrate.

• Only the Private School's (and government funded private schools) play rugby

Almost none of the public schools (in Glasgow at least) play the game therefore the only people that play the game are from Private school and clearly ALL people who go to Private school are Toffs! Its science my friends!

• Its only played in the West end of Glasgow

This the the final nail in the coffin for those who choose to ignore the obvious! The West End of Glasgow is the posh bit of Glasgow. Everyone knows that and there is no point denying it! Everyone who lives there is rich and clearly very Toffish!

Therefore, after extensive research, it is clear Rugby is for Toffs. Rar Rar! Cucumber Sandwiches anyone?

*One bitter and under educated south-sider signing off*

NOTE: Please don't talk this too seriously